Reader PW writes:

Hello J-Pod! Right after the 9-11 attacks the buzz phrase was ” If we don’t —————— then the terrorists will win.” The new phrase should be: “If Kerry were president, then ————————– would (or would not) have happened.” I would be curious to see how the Cornerites would creatively fill in that blank.

Here’s one: If John Kerry were president, Valerie Plame would not have had a book deal.