Many, many emails along these lines:

The Foxworthy jokes kind of tell themselves.
You might be an elitist if:
– You have no idea who Jeff Foxworthy is.
– You think that a meal for one should cost at least $20.
– You live and work within 50 miles of a large body of water.
– Your name is followed by Roman numerals.
– You both understand and worry about the proper way to sample wine.
– You are from this nation, yet understand French better than Southern.
– You uncritically believe the New York Times.
– You fear blogs.