Here’s an interesting one from a French email address. The asterisks are mine:

No, no, you got it wrong…We don’t hate americans, we simply hate morons like you (80% of the american population…) who have never been any further than Paris Arkansas, wear an ‘I love Paris’ lousy T-shirt and think they can speak of the french people and look cool sh*ting on them. What you think ? You learned a few new words playing Scrabble with your grand’ma a few days ago and can’t help wanking off withing your lame chronicle…All you do is show us how many senseless prick can’t stop opening their mouth overseas ‘F**k the Frogs, f**k the Krauts, we’re so damn smart…. !!!!’ Go blow your ass in ‘Irakistan’ if you got nothing smarter to do, you dumbass !

For the record: I’ve been to France a half-dozen or so times and even filmed a documentary in Paris on the history of the Notre Dame Cathedral — just to be clear. Also, for the record, it was not a great documentary.