OK, let’s talk gifts. For geeks.

I have no family, personal, business, or any other connection with the ThinkGeek.com people, as Hitch is my witness. I just think there are a lot of loved ones (loved geeks, I mean) out there who would really appreciate a chain mail T-shirt, a lo-res tie, a Doctor Who USB hub, an Albert Einstein action figure, or—whoa!—a set of finger drums.