If Jonah gets to use the Corner to make gratuitous assaults on conservatives of the feline or Gygaxian persuasion, then turnabout is fair play:

• Loose dog chases, bites North Carolina seven-year-old in the leg

• Loose dogs attack several victims in Arizona

• Rash of dog attacks increases fear of rabies in Uganda

• Success of Scooby Doo film paves way for upcoming Smurfs movie

That just a sampling of the canine-related tragedies happening every day — not that I’m keeping score or anything.