From a reader:

With the way SNL has been hand-holding Obama, I’m sure if they do anything it will show a clean maintenance bay with NASA quality engineers changing your oil. It will be done in 5 seconds flat and it will only cost 3.99.
Of course we all know in reality if the government ran GM’s shop it would take 6 people to consult with each other on whether it is left loosey or righty tighty to remove the oil drain plug, the oil change would take a week and the government cost would be around $1000.00

And those rapscallions at Exurban League came up with this: