All right, that does it. Between Steve’s gloating photo of his Thanksgiving turkey a couple of days ago and the taunting photo of pork ribs today, I’ve begun craving meat so much that I’m going on Atkins.

Your next assignment, Dr. Hayward: A couple of Rich Lowry’s pheasants.

P.S. Winston is adorable. Do I dare to ask her full name, by the way? Would it be, by any chance, Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill Hayward?