HAMLET: Should I top myself, or what?

I like can’t make up my mind.

Should I put up with this s**t that happens,

Or go with self-assertion, which might get me dead?

Getting dead is really just like crashing,

And you’re like totally out of all this stuff flying around — Hey.

Trouble is, if dead is just like zonking out,

Could be you get, like, dreams. Eeeuiw.

I mean, if you think about it,

The kind of stuff you see when you’re dead –

(Like that Robin Williams movie, you know?)

Really makes you wonder.

That’s why people keep going, I guess….