Jonah, I was watching the CNN holobabe when I found myself wondering: Can holograms vote? I mean, what’s to stop, say, a bunch of Massachusetts holograms beaming themselves into Utah and flipping it to Obama? Also, if CNN beams a hologram into the Obama party in Chicago do they get charged a lower admission rate than corporeal correspondents?

(*By the way, using NRO’s own state-of-the-art technology, this post wasn’t written by me but by a blow-up doll with a fake beard propped up at the desk in the corner. The real me left for Tahiti three weeks ago.)