Sheesh. Surely the “17th funniest person in L.A.” can do better than this.

P.S. Before you yell at me for linking to the HBomb again, let me throw in another link to it here. This is why I love the HBomb. Because where else do sophisticates admit these things? That they (at least this “novelist, screenwriter and essayist” does) truly believe divorce is better for kids than marriage, for instance: “We’re not anchored to our kids 24/7 so when they’re over at the other’s house we get to stay out late, sleep in, or spontaneously decide to catch The Aristocrats at the mall. By the end of the weekend we miss the little ones so much that when we see them again our hearts swell as if we were back in high school and the captain of the girls’ gymnastics team just gave us the biggest smile.”

(Rest assured: I’ve exceeeded my HBomb quota for the month of August.)