It’s not much of a show, but that is a Maserati Quattroporte that the

idiots–er, guys drive around in. In fact, for a week, it was MY

Quattroporte. While my car was in the shop for some minor maintenance

recently, the dealership gave me a loaner–and I am 99 percent sure

it was the very car from the show. It is from the same dealership (I

can see the plates as it drives away) and the same silver exterior and

black interior. I was wondering why the dealership had such a nice

car sitting around with 3000 miles on it–the lease to a production

unit explains that. My car, by the way, is the same color but with a

baseball glove brown interior.

All of which is to say, yes, I’m excited that I drove a car that’s on

a bad TV show. If anyone experiences anything stupider than that

today, I would sure like to hear about it.