A reader informs me that during last night’s hockey game between the Detroit Red Wings and the Los Angeles Kings, the LA goalie briefly appeared to be injured. The camera turned to his backup, one Cristobal Huet. Said Mickey Redmond, the Wings’ commentator: “There’s one Frenchman that’s ready to fight.” (Turns out Huet really is from France; most hockey players with French-sounding names are from Quebec, which is still a part of Canada.)