I thought you wouldn’t mind just two more missives on this topic — too good to keep to myself:

Jay,
My four-year-old son was confused this morning. He said, “Dad, why does everyone on TV and the radio keep talking about toy Yodas?”
Star Wars is way cooler than car-recall news.

And the second:

Hi Jay –
Yesterday at Mass, my eight-year-old said, “Wow, I didn’t know it was ‘thanks be to God.’ I always thought it was ‘Thanks, speedy God.’”

Works for me.