All’s I know is they showed a video on the news last night of what would happen in New York if there was a Category III hurricane and the Brooklyn Battery Tunnel was all full of water and all I could think of was, Man, am I happy I don’t have to, like, take that tunnel home or anything. Which is why I’m against global warming and stuff. Signed, ten thousand New York private school kids whose parents are paying $35,000 to educate them and they still sound like they learned English phonetically.