George Clooney just told #1 fan Katie Couric on Today that after Brad Pitt, Bono and other friends of his got him involved in this “One” poverty annihilators movement, George decided to reach out to people “from other parts of the country.” Like “the right.” (Sorry, Warren and every other conservative in Hollywood.) So he called Pat Robertson.

The second part of the country he called was “religious.” (Apparently Robertson killed two birds and alien regions with one stone.)

Enter Sarah Vowell for the rest (plus hugs!)…