Hmmm. Rod, maybe Irving Kristol’s saying needs to be change?

Instead of “A liberal is one who says that it’s all right for an 18-year-old girl to perform in a pornographic movie as long as she gets paid the minimum wage.”

How about “A liberal is one who says its all right for a man to canoodle a horse so long as the horse has no regrets.”

I’m sure someone can come up with one of those Antioch College stages-of-consent guides for this sort of thing. Okay trigger, I’m going to take off your saddle. Is that okay with you? Good. Ok, now I’m going to….”