Big NR duds (XXL windshirts, polos, long- and short-sleeved tees) await big NRO dudes at great prices, with freebies (a complimentary NR tee-shirt for every item purchased!), going fast, here.

AND HERE’S ANOTHER XL-ENT IDEA

We’ve got some great NR polos and windshirts for you XL-sized dudes and dudesses. Each comes with a FREE NR tee-shirt. Oh glorious day! Order here.

CELEBRATE MOTHER’S DAY … WITH FLORENCE KING!

To heck with the powder and perfume: Send Dear Ol’ Momma a copy of Miss King’s revered STET, Damnit! The Misanthrope’s Corner, 1991 to 200– it’s the complete, unedited, and rip-roaring collection of each and every column NR’s official curmudgeon wrote for the magazine’s back page over those 12 nincompoop-poohing years. Use the UPS option to make sure it gets to your mommy by Sunday. And we’ll include a FREE NR tee-shirt and a gift card (we’ll inscribe it with whatever gooey sentiment you desire – “Mom, I could have sent flowers, but I know this will give you much more pleasure …”). All for just $29.95 ($34.95 if your UPSing). Get a move on, and get it all here.