Check this out. An 80-year-old man in New York City was assaulted by a

mugger. The old guy pulled a gun, the mugger fled (with his money). Police

arrested the oldie, confiscated his gun, SEARCHED HIS APARTMENT AND

CONFISCATED ANOTHER GUN.

If the mugger will please come forward, the NYPD would like to present him

with a Good Citizenship award for helping them uncover this dangerous

octogenarian and his life-threatening arsenal.