With a spring in my step and joy in my heart, I hereby announce that I have finished my upcoming Nobel-Prize-winning treatise, Can She Be Stopped?: Hillary Clinton Will Be The Next President of the United States Unless… This means that not only can I actually smile again — because, if you haven’t heard, writing a book is a rhymes-with-witch — but that I can return to bothering you here in the Corner. (If you want to see a picture of the jacket of my book, which will be published in May, click here.)