This is for the great-moments-in-reality-TV file:

Former Hollywood madame Heidi Fleiss courted controversy on UK’s ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ Sunday night, telling Stephen Baldwin and former ‘Dynasty’ actress Stephanie Beacham how grateful she is that abortion keeps her from becoming a (bad) mother.
“I hope I never have babies,” said Heidi, 44. “That would kill me. Every minute I’d be, ‘Is the baby OK?’ I’d worry too much.”
“I’ve never had kids, thank God for abortion, my God,” she continued. “I don’t mean to offend anyone but I wouldn’t be a good mother. I shouldn’t have kids.”

At least, I suppose, Heidi Fleiss isn’t a Baptist preacher who declares that abortion is, in fact, a “God-given right.” I watched Rev. Carlton Veazey, president of the Religious Coalition for Reproductive Choice do just that late last year at an anti-Stupak rally on the Hill. And at least, I suppose, the “Hollywood Madam” isn’t the Catholic Speaker of the House of Representatives, who thanked God for the then-prospect of the Senate salvaging government-sponsored abortion just before Christmas.