Rather than the nonsense available on the Wikipedia, I think we should all program all information into a cute little robot. Every time we say something like, “What comic books does Jonah Goldberg like?” it would say, “Beedi-beedi-beedi” and then tell you. Think I’m insane? There was just such a cute little robot on the “Buck Rodgers” TV show, and it even spoke in the voice of Mel (Bugs Bunny and Barney Rubble) Blanc. Its name? Twiki.