This one’s for Mark Krikorian, who was worrying the other day about those clay figures from Teococuilco spilling across the border. Take a look at this terrifying glimpse of Europe’s post-human future :

Giant Lego Man Found In Dutch Sea

This guy is huge. And what’s the meaning of his curiously ambiguous slogan? “NO REAL THAN YOU ARE”? And why is the vise-like grip of his hand the perfect fit for a small child’s torso? Tomorrow morning, we’ll be waking up to “Giant Lego Man Eats The Hague”. Or, alternatively, “Giant Lego Man’s Giant Koran Also Found In Dutch Sea”.