Or, at least, I’d like to be. Over on the homepage you can see my proposed re-branding of the Obama administration’s IRS.

First, I’d rename it the “Internal Redistribution Service.” But don’t worry John et. al., this is no mere meaningless-acronym renaming, as the agency’s ombudsman said today that its new responsibilities under Obamacare call for “the IRS mission statement be revised to explicitly acknowledge the agency’s dual role as part tax collector and part benefits administrator.”

Then, I’d introduce this snazzy new logo. To me, it speaks of hope and change and reams and reams of 1099 forms.

Just think: socialized medicine administered by the IRS. It’s as if the Democrats designed this bill specifically to kill Kevin Williamson.

(P.S. – I think my NRO colleagues will agree this logo redeems my heretofore spotty reputation as a Photoshop artist. My first effort at a ’shopped homepage image may or may not have included the awkwardly mis-sized floating heads of Lindsey Graham and Eric Holder gazing down ominously at the Supreme Court building.)