Yes, Justine’s boyfriend was Scott Valentine. Their neighbor was Mark “Skippy” Price, not to be confused with the Cleveland Cavalier guard of the same name, sans “Skippy.” Valerie B. had a few boyfriends on ODAAT, but Putch’s Bob Morton was a long-running character. And several men of about my age have emailed with a sentiment that I

share: Valerie was everything a 16-year-old boy could want in a woman.

And Mark Felt may or may not have been Deep Throat, but one thing is for sure: he is two-thirds of a sentence.