An e-mail:

To: Kathryn Lopez Subject: Please tell me there’s no such thing as the Duran Duran Christmas Album In the name of all things holy

Well, unless you count the “Do They Know It’s ChristmasTime” Bob Geldolf fundraiser album which has most if not all of DD contributing, no, there is no Duran Duran Christmas Album. I’m dreaming of a Mormon Tabernacle Choir Does Duran Duran album personally.