Okay before I get coffee, I thought this vital report from Moscow needed to be posted. From a reader:

Here in Moscow we get Larry King a day late, and I occasionally watch him
for his unique brand of hard hitting journalism. The other day, with Martha
Stewart as his guest, he actually bowled me over with what must have been
his trademark wit back in his heyday a hundred years ago.
He asked if she was dating (this is a 64 year-old woman, mind you), and added that ” . . we went out once.” She quickly corrected, “We went out TO DINNER.” “Yeah, but we went out.” She mumbled, flustered, and Larry turns to the camera and says: “I DATED A CON!”.
He was back to his old self minutes later with “Why do we like cookies?”