New Hampshire is home to the second most important election in America today. The most important, of course, involves baseball’s Hall of Fame–and I’m sorry to report that Jack Morris and Alan Trammell remain locked out. The only player to be voted in is Goose Gossage, whose most important contribution to baseball history is throwing the pitch that Kirk Gibson knocked out of Tiger Stadium in game five of the 1984 World Series, which was won by the team that Morris and Trammell played for. Not that I’m bitter or anything. Just FYI.