…to see that a low-grade political-correctness-free creature feature like Underworld: Evolution is triumphing at the box office over liberal self-flagellation pap like The New World (watch wicked settlers despoil the pristine American wilderness and its gentle inhabitants), Glory Road (root for black athletes in their struggle with evil racist white folk), Brokeback Mountain (see how soulful homosexuals suffer in a cold, homophobic society), and Munich (we are all guilty! all guilty!)

The movie’s having the word “Evolution” in the title is just icing on the cake…