A friend in Dallas alerts me to the

incredibly strange official website of the Texas Ku Klux

Klan. You’ve got to see this to believe it. The

Kluckers have gone all squishy and feminine and politically correct. Their

new slogan is, I kid you not, “Working toward a positive future for all

mankind.” What’s next, a visit from the Fab Five? They just

don’t make white racial terrorists like they used to, ah reckon.