A few possibilities:

  • Ye Canna Change the Laws of Supply and Demand
  • (with appropriate photo) I’m an NR Editor, not a Miracle Worker
  • The Liberals Canna Take It
  • More Nuclear Wessels
  • I Sense Liberal Hostility
  • USS Free Enterprise

Or perhaps just a picture of Spock (if they’ll let you) with the legend, “National Review: Fascinating.”