Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau — another “sentient glob of hair gel” — is imposing his most draconian gun ban yet on the good citizens of our neighbor to the north:

In a follow-up tweet, Trudeau boasts that “We’ve already banned more than 1,500 types of assault-style firearms.” Today’s handgun ban is the latest in a long line of authoritarian moves by Trudeau: In February, on the heels of his government’s heavy-handed crackdown on the Ottawa trucker convoy — freezing the bank accounts of private citizens who donated to the convoy and firing government employees who made donations, with open threats that other donors “ought to be worried” — Trudeau moved to make core aspects of his expanded emergency surveillance powers permanent, breaking one of the first promises he made about his use of said powers:

But I’m sure everything will work out fine. The historical record, at the very least, is comforting. When have bad things ever followed an authoritarian leader’s taking away the population’s ability to defend itself?