—Who’s there?
–SCOTUS.
–SCOTUS who?
–’S got us cleaning and checking our bedside-table handguns.
Or possibly:
–Knock, knock.
–Who’s there?
–SWAT
–SWAT who?
–’S what you’re hiding that counts, not how we entered.

About the Author
Mr. Derbyshire is a former contributing editor of National Review.
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