To the tune of the Hulk cartoon theme song.

NR scribblers,

Getting belted under west coast rays,

Needing money in bulk.

Hob-nobbing with the glamo-rays!

Downing libations

With super-gusto,

greeting readers with festive salutations,

Get to LA you must-o,

If you don’t go

You’ll do nothing but sulk! Sulk! SULK!!