Most of the commentary about Joel Stein’s profile of Ron Paul in Time has been over the fact that Paul doesn’t know who Tom Cruise is. But this is the passage I thought was truly hilarious:

Representative Tom Tancredo, another long-shot GOP candidate, tells me that after a debate in New Hampshire, one of his staffers walked up to a guy in a shark costume and asked him if he was a Ron Paul supporter. “No. They’re all nuts,” replied the shark. “I’m just a guy in a shark suit.”