AP reports that Dennis Kucinich has lined up endorsements from actors Ed Asner, Peter Coyote, James Cromwell, Hector Elizondo, and Elliott Gould, and perhaps inevitably, Doris “Granny D” Haddock and Studs Terkel. “Maybe that is the real America,” says historian Henry Graff. That’s not even one street of the real America, professor. But it gets funnier. He says these endorsements might get the youngsters out to the polls. He should really check imdb.com…none of these people are under 60. But maybe he could convince the deluded young non-voters that Granny D is a gangsta rapper.