Thanks to an unfortunate quirk in our Constitution, the election has to end tomorrow. But, if we have a living constitution, who is to say it has to be that way?

Who among us wouldn’t prefer this could go on for another 6 months or maybe a year? I for one would like five, maybe six, more debates. And, who says Barack Obama’s infomericial had to be a one-off? Maybe it could be more like a TV pilot? In every episode of “Fantasy President,” we could hear a new version of his inspiring plan for American renewal, where everyone has super-jobs, the IRS just gives money away, and the unicorn manure will never again stain our streets. Robert Reich the diminutive former labor secretary and fulltime champion of economic planning could march out at the beginning of every episode, shouting “Boss, boss: The Plan! The Plan!”

Meanwhile Joe Biden is like one man with a million monkeys banging on the typewriters in his head. I for one think he needs more time to run through all of the possible campaign destroying gaffes we know are in there. Why at this moment he could be poised to say something that would destroy not only the Obama campaign but our faith in democracy itself. The Biden backlash could be the electoral equivalent to the response most people had to “Sex Panther” in Anchorman.

Governing shmoverning, let’s keep the party going. I think it’d be cool to watch Chuck Todd pass out face first into the faux marble desktop on MSNBC. Let’s let the fight over Sarah Palin get really, really, nasty. And then force Buckley, Kmiec, Adelman and Parker to spend Thanksgiving with Levin, Hanson and Limbaugh. “Pass the gravy? I’ll pass the gravy in your smug face!”