I had hoped the Islamification of dear old New Hampshire might take another generation or two but at Amherst Middle School they dispensed with the white-bread production of Bye Bye Birdie in favor of a “Put On A Wahhabi Face” extravaganza!

For one night, on May 9, the quaint colonial town of Amherst, New Hampshire, was transformed into a Saudi Arabian Bedouin tent community, with the help of 80 seventh-graders at the Amherst Middle School. The weather cooperated, providing 85 degree temperatures to give an authentic Saudi feel to the evening…
Flowing fabrics hung from the ceiling separated the family and men-only dining sections. The tables were set on large rugs and lowered so that the diners sat on the floor.
Only the seventh-grade boys were allowed to host the food stations and the Arabic dancing, as the traditions of Saudi Arabia at this time prevent women from participating in these public roles.

Sadly, three sixth-grade girls didn’t get the memo and had to be executed in Chop-Chop Square (formerly the quaint colonial town common) after being arrested by the mutaween (formerly the quaint colonial volunteer fire department) on the instructions of the Interior Minister Prince Bud bin Ernie al-Saud (formerly the quaint colonial Chair of the Board of Selectmen).