This is a key reason (among many) why you must subscribe to National Review on Dead Tree, if you do not already: Rob Long. Here is a preview of his latest, just put to bed:

Uday’s Voice: “Dad?”
Saddam Hussein: “Yes, Uday?”
Uday’s Voice: “Qusay here thinks that during that part you might want to go for a kind of restrained anger. You know, like, you love your people and all, but some of them need to be punished and whatever.”
Saddam Hussein: “Got it. Right. I like it. And for the rest of it a sort of warmer . . .”
Consultant’s Voice: “Healing. Think healing. Time for the nation to come together. Time for reconciliation—”
Saddam Hussein: “Except for the mountain of corpses . . .”

Sorry, we’re not going to post it all on NRO, so…what are you waiting for…