One of my favorites on this PETA column:

Dear Ms. Lopez,
I was shocked when I read your article in the Rancho Santa Fe News from September 9th, 2005. Good job! You made me cry. I felt very sorry for you. You probably had a very challenging childhood… Your angry article reminded me that, unfortunately, the world is full of ignorant anthropocentric people like you who think that they are the center of the universe, and who do not have any respect or sympathy for life other than their own. I think you successfully showed everybody that the one that needs “perspective” is not PETA but you. Congratulations!
We are very lucky to have an organization such as PETA to help us face selfish people like you in the fight for a more civilized world. You asked for someone to remind PETA that Jesus isn’t a pig, I ask for someone to remind you that that you are not the only one on this planet. I recommend you to educate yourself on animal psychology next time before you start writing. By the way, do you know that pigs are very intelligent animals that are very close to humans? I guess you don’t care. They are “just” animals that are not even worth talking about, right? They can’t feel pain like humans can, they do not have emotions. They are just pigs that are here for us, not with us.
Well, good luck to you. I hope you can still live a happy life despite the lack of compassion for others and ignorance.
I wish you the best and truly hope that you don’t come back to this world as an animal.
Mgr. [withheld], M.A.