Colossus of Rhodey has a good idea. Since prominent liberals feel perfectly comfortable lecturing everybody else about how we all have to reduce our CO2 emissions while they fly private jets, maintain numerous — lavish — homes and in all other ways burn through a whole lot of carbon so long as they buy “carbon offsets,” perhaps closeted gay Republicans can buy “gay offsets” which would allow them to privately take the Nestea plunge into a lake of cabana boys so long as they cut a check to the “heterosexual” cause of their choice.