I hope they got pics for the yearbook:

Officials at a U.K. high school were aghast after a stripper visited a student during class and whipped him in front of other students and a horrified teacher, Sky News reported Thursday. A booking error is to blame after a mother arranged to send a “gorilla gram” to her son on his 16th birthday, an arrangement she cleared with Nottingham’s Arnold Hill School and Technology College. Instead, the agency sent a stripper clad in a policewoman costume, Sky reported. After whipping the teen, the stripper placed a collar around his neck and led him around the classroom with a leash, telling him he had been a “bad boy” for not doing his homework. She then put on a Britney Spears tune and stripped for the shocked class, witnesses told Sky.

Update: From a reader:

Jonah,
I love the part about the teacher being horrified! Was he so scared he was immobilized until the stripping was done? Or so clever he could enjoy the show and then feign offense while demanding of the administration an explanation for their allowing a stripper access to his class? Could the latter course work so well that the administrators ran off in shame and guilt without any wonder how the show was allowed to complete? This is going to end up in a movie, my guess is version two is presented. Maybe Adam Sandler plays the teacher…