Maybe I *should* be on SCOTUS:

“Derb—Strict constructionism? Amen to that. Really, how hard could being a Justice be, even if one is not a lawyer?

“Here’s what I would do as a Justice.

“Step 1: Examine 10th Amendment. Lessee, it says right here ‘The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.’

“Step 2: Hmm, I don’t think this here Constitution says anything about a right to abortion. So, the 10th applies. Let the states deal with it.

“Step 3: Go home early for the day. Await the next difficult case.”