This guy hits all the right buttons:

Mr.Goldberg,
A few months ago, you floated the idea of making an anti-communist alarm clock along the lines of the Batman & Robin alarm clock from your youth (that alarm clock was a few years before my time.) I suggested that one could wake up to a song called Alger Hiss Was Guilty, sung to the tune of “You Don’t Win Friends With Salad.” [A taunting tune sung by Homer and the rest of the Simpsons to tease Lisa for her vegetarianism] I thought you might like to know that the song works with the Rosenbergs as well. “The Rosenbergs Were Guilty, The Rosenbergs Were Guilty etc…”
Regards,
[Name withheld]
P.S.
If the donation drive is still running next week (a pay week for me,) count on my contribution. I have a dentist bill to pay this week.