A reader writes,

Dear Jay,
You say in your column today that you have met one person named Hamlet — but never an Othello, Shylock, or Timon. At work this week, I met a Dutch family whose U.S. citizen son’s name, with a Dutch spelling, was pronounced “Timon,” just like Timon of Athens. But this was just for starters. His last name was God.
The week before, I dealt with a Lebanese-American girl whose first name was Nazi.
I’ll never forget two individuals I met nearly two decades ago in Brazil, land of some of the most outlandish names to be found anywhere on the globe. One had the first and middle names of Hitler Stalin. The other individual bore the surname Fucks. It was probably Fuchs back in the Old Country – the “h” had become a “k” in Brazil.