Now that National Public Radio is taking an enormous donation from a passionate left-wing Dukakis-enabling pacifist, Joan Kroc is being “refashioned” as a fan of “objective” news…as if that’s what NPR dishes up!

“She was a bit of a news nut,” said Dick Starmann, Kroc’s longtime friend and spokesman. “She loved NPR and its unfiltered presentation of the news. . . . It wasn’t liberal and it wasn’t conservative. It was as objective as you’re going to find.”