Does David Arquette really qualify as a “geek”? (I had a motherly concern for his character in Never Been Kissed–PING! another good bad movie–so he won me over a while back.) It’s not like Courteney found him at the local physics lab. The Daily News is just giving false hope to geeks everywhere. Memo to geeks: You’re not going to meet Christina Aguilera in the stacks. (I mean that literally–unless she’s filming a bodice-ripping video there. That’s not to say there aren’t many cool singles hanging around the library. Segue to Laura Bush at White House Correspondents Dinner: “I was the librarian who spent 12 hours a day in the library and yet somehow I met George.”.)