Illegal immigrants, of course. The case just settled in Mamaroneck, New York (where, long ago, I got my first ever U.S. speeding ticket) is bizarre even by the standards of immigration jurisprudence. The town has been ordered to give each illegal immigrant a free Lexus and the keys to a beach house. Actually, that’s not quite what happened, but it’s not far off. Judicial Watch has a comment here.