The New York Times-Onion

This morning’s editorial in the New York Times is beyond parody. Why is The Onion still in business?

The relentlessly harsh Republican campaign against immigrants …

Would that be the campaign that fielded Juan Hernández as its Hispanic outreach Director? The guy who says (in that clip): “I want the third generation, the seventh generation, I want them all to think ‘Mexico first!’”?

Of course, there was that time last summer when immigrant Derb and his immigrant wife had to cower in the basement while a howling mob of McCain operatives hurled rocks through our windows. Fortunately there were some New York Times readers nearby to come and rescue us.