This just in–Jim Lehrer tells the Philadelphia Inquirer that he will raise “unshirted hell” if the Corporation for Public Broadcasting tries to “interfere” with his nightly newscast.

Actually, sources tell me that the Corporation for Public Broadcasting wanted to interfere with the broadcast, but it kept falling asleep and waking up every 13 minutes or so only when that annoying trumpet music came on announcing the end of a segment.

For more background on this story, we turn to our own Terrence Smith.

Terrence?

Wake up, Terrence!

Wake up, Terrr…..zzzzzzzzz……………