Newsweek reporter Mark Miller has found a new celebrity politician to celebrate: gay New Jersey state Senate candidate Jim Morrison, whose claim to legislative fame is having entered two contests where judges picked the “prettiest” schlong, and he won both times. Morrison’s utter lack of shame is supposedly refreshing all of New Jersey with candor. His biggest supporter in shamelessness is Dear Old Dad. We also learn through a Q&A that Jim has a boyfriend and they run a T-shirt business at “Www.Jesushatesyour.com. We make T-shirts with slogans like JESUS HATES YOUR SUV or YOUR DEATH PENALTY. The irony is that it’s stupid, of course, and you need to keep Jesus out of politics.”